Want to surprise your man with something special this Christmas?
Put a ring on it with this exceptional range of men’s jewellery, specially designed not to threaten his masculinity (provided you also buy a naked female torso for him to rest his hands on).
Can you fix it? Yes, you can, as long as you don't look too unfeminine.
Fixing stuff used to be for men but, hey, it's 2015! Women can do it too, provided they don't threaten men's masculinity. Eliminate that risk with this helpful range of pink tools.
Spank the plank - literally!
Something for every budding rock cliche, this stylish musical instrument shows the link between women's bottoms and guitars: you can spank both. Genius.
Too pretty to do maths? Too stunning for science? Too exquisite for engineering?
Treat your daughters to some self-motivation with this anti-algebra phone sock. In pink.
The female sex and chocolate: never the twain shall meet.
Whatever you do, don't buy this chunky block of delicious milk chocolate for a woman. Definitely not for girls.
Be thoughtful with your giving this Christmas.
Remind that special little lady in your life that you want her to stay little, in all the right places. A gift that will keep on giving.
Feel like really indulging yourself this Christmas?
Every girl loves to be treated to a bit of luxury, like this extravagant sanitary ware. Why not go mad and buy the applicator version – it’s Christmas after all!
Were you moved by the innocent story of friendship and female empowerment in Disney’s Frozen?
Then best to avoid this inexplicably hypersexualised version of Olaf (yes, he was the snowman).
Wine. Bit girly, isn’t it? What it needs is a new receptacle and a rebrand.
Mancan wine is for real men who drink wine. Not like that girly Plato. Or Hemingway. Or the French.