‘I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman.’
Oh no, sorry, hang on… I’m a girl pretending to be Batman. ‘I am pink. I am sparkly. I am remarkably unthreatening.’
Men love football, but it’s a bit complicated – and rough! – for the ladies.
Make him laugh – as well as nod wisely – with this hilarious fashion garment.
Want an aspirational toy for a pretty little lady?
Show her how to dress like a princess, do her hair beautifully AND clean the house immaculately with this all-in-one Christmas gift.
Do you worry that storing things neatly might make you appear less of a man?
This very tough metal tin will reassert your masculinity, and let others know your only storage needs are for manly, heavy things like screws and leads.
Embarrassed by pulling out a yucky man pen at the beauty salon?
This comfortable and easy to use alternative will make you feel feminine and pretty. Looks especially cute if you nibble the end as you perch on your boss's desk.